Report-001

 Problem-A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as “Let It All Hang Out” has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.

Opinion 1-“For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!” yells protester Kendra Breitbart, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. “We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body—my choice to dangle!”

Opinion2-“I agree,” muses sociology professor Pete Harris. “But I don’t think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn’t be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting “Hooters” out of business once and for all.”

Opinion3-Whoa, whoa,” says noted accountant Virginia Obama. “Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I’m out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!”

Opinion Agreed On-For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!” yells protester Kendra Breitbart, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. “We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body—my choice to dangle!”

Reason- To protect Freedom of speech and civil rights

Result-Nukiastevia was reclassified from a New York Times Democracy to a Civil Rights Lovefest.

Nukiastevia's Civil Rights rose from Excellent to Superb.